A selection of random thoughts:
- No matter how much vinegar you use, there are still 24 hours in a day.
- Time does not slow down because you choose to be green.
- Waiting until you're 40 to stop using tanning beds will not prevent damage to your skin that's already been done. You will still look 75 when you are 55.
- Smoking does not make you look cool (no kidding).
- You can never hug your kids too much.
- Everyone needs to hear the words, "I love you," from time to time.
- Spending a day "unplugged" will not do permanent damage to anyone in your family.
- Ten-year-olds do not need cellphones.
- Parents of children (not adult children) are to be parents and not best friends.
- Preteens should not wear high heels. It's physically bad for them.
- Giving breast implants as a high school graduation present is just plain moronic.
- Allowing your teen to dress like a hooker will produce predictable results ... don't whine about it when it happens.
- Cutting down trees to build more shopping centers while other shopping centers have empty buildings is simply ridiculous.
- People who need time alone need time alone. Period.
